CavernSense

Yeah, it is.

It really is.

If you order now, you can get this Manual of Instruction. We don’t know what the Manual of Instruction says, or what it’s about, but we would appreciated it if you would buy it anyway. It’s free, and all you have to do is pay shipping.

You see, we have something to say and although we don’t know anything about the subject, we have decided we are experts and will put together a Manual of Instruction. It’s really easy, you know. We’ve seen them all over the internet.

That is why we have put it out there for sale. If you are unhappy with the Manual for any reason whatsoever, you can return it for a full refund (minus shipping, which we keep to cover shipping). And there’s no obligation to buy more.

But we know you will want to continue investing in our Manuals of Instruction. They are the most handy, informative, and useful Manuals you will ever have purchased. With your first Manual, you will also receive a form which allows you to order future Manuals.

And the best part about them is that they are all FREE! (just pay shipping)

Order now!

(price does not include ink or paper. Shipping is 299.00. Multiple orders will be shipped separately. A separate shipping charge of 299.00 will be applied to each order. Given the terrible exchange rate on the US dollar, we’d appreciate it if you sent the shipping payment in Euros. Or even Canadian Dollars. We would also take 299 bars of gold-pressed latinum, since gold is still worth something here and latinum sounds a lot like platinum, which is worth something, too. Deeds to land also welcome.)

This one is for Ruby O’Degee.